Capacity: Holds about 45 standard business cards (or 2.5" square business cards), 15 credit cards, 15 tri-folded dollar bills on each side (30 total), 16 regular (King) cigarettes, or 1 deck of playing cards
Your real number depends on puff length, device type, nicotine strength, and how often you use it
*** Thanx a lot to Alfred for this one *** Are you lonely for me baby This was the last train, ya'll, to Jacksonville, hu I'm gonna get on it baby, you know I will, now Will you try, just come on and try To forget all the pain that I brought you Go on and cry, go ahead and cry, baby I know that I'm the one who, who, who taught you, yeah To be lonely baby, a lonely and blue Hey, I'm lonely baby, and I'm lonely for you Are you lonely for me baby Coming, coming, coming, coming on home now Are you lonely for me baby It's the all last bus, to Jacksonville Are you my sweet baby, are you still I tell my friend, it's the end That you'll never again desert me He will laugh baby, I can hear him laughing honey He will say that I was born to get hurt you What he's learned baby, sorry and blue Hey I'm lonely baby, yes I'm lonely for you Are you lonely for me baby Hold on baby Are you lonely for me baby I'm coming home, I'm coming home, I'm coming home Are you lonely, lonely for me baby, oh It's a long ride to Jacksonville But no one will ever know the way I feel Will you be there, will you get be there When I, when I, when I, when I get off the train, girl Yes I'm gonna be there, that I'm gonna be there, you know I gotta be there 'Cause I wanna see you there Oh, I'm lonely baby, lonely and blue Hey, I'm lonely baby and I'm lonely for you Are you lonely for me baby Yes I am Are you lonely for me baby Yes yes yes yes I am Are you lonely for me baby I'm coming home, I'm coming home
I didn't mean to shoot this son-ofa-bitch, the gun just went off, don't ask me how
