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flanking a white baseball with dark stitching

and a helicopter that always seems to be in the wrong place at the right time

He's a lean mean pecking machine

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank melrose park Turks Rollerdrome printed that birdTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads