Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor It's a diagnosis delivered with

It's a diagnosis delivered with tenure-backed confidence and zero remaining patience for Spicoli's sun-bleached nonsense

Below the mustache

once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor It's a diagnosis delivered withFit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships, and the results are actually visible. That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will. The Details: Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top. Three cartoon style pepperoni pizza slices arranged in a fan formation sit below, rendered in golden yellow cheese, brown pepperoni, and tan crust. White block text at the bottom