Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone with horizontal speed lines trailing

with horizontal speed lines trailing behind the vehicle

Bold white italic sans-serif text reads "G

being insufferable at parties

Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone with horizontal speed lines trailingSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit