Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_comedy A digital illustration of Marty

A digital illustration of Marty McFly in a yellow radiation suit with a red headband and round visor performs the Vulcan salute against a starfield of small white dots

followed by matching red and blue double-line stripes above "WILSON" and "FOR MAYOR" in the same weathered white block lettering

and blue bulbs flank the portrait

Orange brush-script text reads "Tropic Bowl" beside a white tiki mask illustration with an orange headdress and small protruding spear-like elements

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_comedy A digital illustration of MartyRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: