American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Sweatshirt belmont shore Souvenir shops in Sidewinder probably

Souvenir shops in Sidewinder probably sell this next to elk jerky

Hanging a shingle that says "Law Offices" implies you own more than one suit and haven't been held in contempt before lunch

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

White distressed text reads "SAN DIMAS" in an arched layout above a digital illustration of a blonde jock in a blue and white "SD" letterman jacket over a yellow shirt

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Sweatshirt belmont shore Souvenir shops in Sidewinder probablyPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."