President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie Size:L all rendered with a distressed

all rendered with a distressed texture

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dark red rounded uppercase text reads "412 North Fairfax Ave

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie Size:L all rendered with a distressedTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text