The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X The design of these bikini

The design of these bikini undies captures that magical moment after the first winter’s snowfall when the pristine white flakes have only STARTED to get tainted by sludge spraying from passing cars

I'm pretty sure the Rockies lost that game so basically

the first ugly Christmas sweater suit that screams "I'm made of money but I'm modest with my spending"

He was young

The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X The design of these bikiniCome on, thats just Ball Hammock Pouch Briefs with some red and green stripes. So lame. Guess again, jerk! The festive color palette and pattern will make your body look like a present waiting to be unwrapped. And the horizontal stripes will accentuate your curves in all the right places. Oh, and there are also white stripes, idiot.