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Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations

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Curved distressed white text reads "YOU'RE GONNA NEED" in bold block letters

Red and blue text at top reads "THE HOME OF" and "SKATE DANCERS" flanking a red vintage illustration of a couple in quad roller skates mid-dance

Boatin' & Boozin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt muncie Somehow a guy who peakedBoatin' and boozin' earning a coat of arms with an anchor and rope border suggests day drinking on a pontoon is a bloodline worth preserving. Every marina in America is just a bar that happens to have a boat ramp. The Details: Bold white arched serif text reads "BOATIN'" above a white illustration of a crushed beer can flanked by blue wave accents, small diamond icons, and fishhooks, with golden tan rope curving along the top. White arched text below