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Nerds now wear his face like a trophy pelt

Bold distressed white block text reads "ALCATRAZ SWIM TEAM" below

and yellow cluster at the base of the rainbow

That ampersand between sushi and swordsmith is doing career counselor levels of heavy lifting

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